February 2012
stfuconservatives:
Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort a Pregnancy Rests with the Wife, Not the Husband
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which raw material is put and a finished product comes out. She...
Ten Things to Do When At the Register of A Retail...
rantingrobins:
I came home after a very, very exhausting day at CVS Pharmacy today and decided to just vent in paragraph format. This is a list I made (sadly only slightly exaggerated, though the point towards the end ended up being adding enough humor to make me feel better about the lame douchebag activity that goes on in retail. Figured I’d share with you guys since you can no doubt relate.
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winterthenfell:
“If you say “y’all” or “ain’t” in my presence, you’re automatically stupid as hell.”
AHAHAAHAHA OKAY
BECAUSE DIALECT REALLY DETERMINES ONE’S INTELLIGENCE
WORDS LIKE “YALL” AND “AIN’T” DON’T HAVE ACTUAL CONJUNCTION RULES YUP
THE DIALECTS THAT USE THEM DON’T HAVE ACTUAL GRAMMAR RULES OR ANYTHING THAT ARE ABIDED BY THE SPEAKERS, CONSCIOUSLY OR NOT
OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A CORRECT...
timothytams:
the inverted cross is actually a symbol of loyalty and humiltiy to jesus because st peter was going to be crucified but he didn’t want to be crucified in the same way as jesus because he wasn’t worthy that’s why he was crucified upside down
jokes on you hipsters/wannabe satanists
Actually, symbols are whatever we make them. That is the point of a symbol. It isn’t concrete.
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
Just finished Return of the Joker. Love.
